The Beliefs of Leon

Talking to my best guy friend who totally doesn't believe in God, he says:

Ya, I tried to see people's auras for like two days, but I couldn't...they were all sort of yellow, but I think that was just because of the light...then I realized I just didn't believe in them. (completely serious)

Other wonderful things he has said: (he is a writer)

So I started writing sonnets the other day...it just felt right. (He has since stopped writing sonnets because it no longer feels right.)

I have renounced math, even basic arithmetic...I no longer believe in it. (not completely serious, but HILARIOUS)

Oh Leon, how I love you.